The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.477 billion 7 Treesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth 201 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,666 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 55,024^th in the world and 1,346^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 101.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.