The Republic of Republic of the Soulless Hord is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Soulless with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.409 billion hordeians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Hord. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Republic of the Soulless Hordian economy, worth 209 trillion Looneys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,418 Looneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of the Soulless Hord's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of The Unknown.

Republic of the Soulless Hord is ranked 56,822^nd in the world and 1,276^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,884.47 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.