The Republic of Republic of the Soulless Hord is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Soulless with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.894 billion hordeians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Hord. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Republic of the Soulless Hordian economy, worth 347 trillion Looneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,973 Looneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of the Soulless Hord's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of The Unknown.

Republic of the Soulless Hord is ranked 248,165^th in the world and 4,807^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 27.12 cheeks turned per day.