The Back To Relative Happiness of Socialist Lop is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hatsune Miku 😍😘💕👑 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.184 billion buns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypton Future Media. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.5%.

The frighteningly efficient bunny economy, worth 333 trillion Brokes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,774 Brokes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,502 per year while the poor average 20,966, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.

Homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, little girls are in tears as Hatsune Miku 😍😘💕👑 confiscates their pink princess ballgowns, and the Crypton Future Media XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Lop's national animal is the Fischl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vocaloidism.

Socialist Lop is ranked 13,339^th in the world and 596^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 117.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.