The Please Don't Kill Miku-Chan of Socialist Lop is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hatsune Miku 😍😘💕👑 with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.204 billion buns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypton Future Media. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient bunny economy, worth 339 trillion Brokes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,875 Brokes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 369,550 per year while the poor average 22,064, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, days begin with afternoon tea, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, and the nation's smallest Fischlball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Lop's national animal is the Fischl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vocaloidism.

Socialist Lop is ranked 51,534^th in the world and 1,498^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,808.76 on the Gilded Widget Scale.