The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Justin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.152 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baltimore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,805 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 430,915 kek nabs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,538,874 per year while the poor average 86,707, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', 90% of active duty ZAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 62,712^th in the world and 1,394^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,690.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.