The Protectorate of Rambler34 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Zebra population. The hard-working population of 12.421 billion Rambler34ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Rambler34ian economy, worth 597 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,128 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rambler34's national animal is the Zebra.

Rambler34 is ranked 113,704^th in the world and 6^th in The Evil Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,957.75 Standard Monetary Units.