The People's Randosic Republic of Randosistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Revolutionary Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.386 billion Randosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kavkazlukhan. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Randosistanian economy, worth 84.8 trillion luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 25,035 luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Supreme Revolutionary Council has just been declared ruler of Randosistan in an international press conference, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randosistan's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Onionism.

Randosistan is ranked 254,381^st in the world and 7^th in Asterya for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.