The Republic of Rasistowksi is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 4.34 billion Rasistowksians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rasistowksian economy, worth 161 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,253 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rasistowksi's national animal is the cow.

Rasistowksi is ranked 178,515^th in the world and 4^th in SwoverLands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.56 law-abiding acts per hour.