The Rebel-topian Colony of RednecksAnonymous is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Distinguished and Ordinary JD with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.042 billion RednecksAnonymousians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redneckville. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The RednecksAnonymousian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Confederate Notes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,314 Confederate Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, all beauty contests have been banned, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over RednecksAnonymous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. RednecksAnonymous's national animal is the Redneck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay for Cake.

RednecksAnonymous is ranked 90,799^th in the world and 6^th in Niagara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.07 law-abiding acts per hour.