Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Nationstates Hospital
Population | 40.918 billion |
Capital | Coffeebreak |
Leader | Maltese |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | narcotics key |
Animal | deaf administrator |
The Tired and Underpaid Bunch of Registered Nurses is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Maltese with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 40.918 billion Nurses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffeebreak. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Registered economy, worth a remarkable 2,769 trillion narcotics keys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,674 narcotics keys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Registered Nurses's national animal is the deaf administrator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Registered Nurses is ranked 134,167th in the world and 1st in Nationstates Hospital for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,113.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Registered Nurses was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Highest Economic Output, and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Registered Nurses withdrew a request for embassies between Nationstates Hospital and Ohio Rizlers.
- : Registered Nurses proposed constructing embassies between Nationstates Hospital and Ohio Rizlers.
- : Registered Nurses was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Registered Nurses was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Registered Nurses was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Registered Nurses was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombies.
- : The Empire of The Kneebar was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Registered Nurses, killing 41 million zombies.
- : Registered Nurses was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Registered Nurses instituted Keycode Zombie Border Control in Nationstates Hospital.