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The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffeebreak. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

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Customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Registered Nurses's national animal is the deaf administrator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

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