The Federated States of Rentikezikia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by *Expunged* with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.358 billion Renzeks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heimen-Midjafjord. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rentikezikian economy, worth 716 trillion Azonas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,693 Azonas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concussed Trans-Siberian Fishing Lynxball players cannot remember their lineup position, Renzeks are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with *Expunged*. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rentikezikia's national animal is the Trans-Siberian Fishing Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Western Orthodoxy.

Rentikezikia is ranked 255,621^st in the world and 1^st in The Cooperative of New Michigan for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,762.83 Standard Monetary Units.