The Republic of Republic of North Macedonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.81 billion Macedonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Macedonian economy, worth 468 trillion Minoan tala a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 36,546 Minoan tala, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,545 per year while the poor average 2,290, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, surveillance cameras are banned, they say that Macedonians made a dessert and called it peace, and Republic of North Macedonia has designated Republic of North Macedonia City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Republic of North Macedonia's national animal is the little owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Republic of North Macedonia is ranked 259,399^th in the world and 9^th in Funen for Safest, scoring 13.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.