The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Llewellyn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.224 billion Queens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighbourhood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Queer economy, worth a remarkable 8,421 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 636,831 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, Princess Llewellyn has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Neighbourhood to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jehenna's national animal is the Winged Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Jehenna is ranked 1,959^th in the world and 37^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,250.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.