The Most Serene Republic of Resort is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 1.075 billion Resortians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Industry and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The Resortian economy, worth 54.1 trillion spas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,322 spas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, surveillance cameras are banned, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Resort's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Resort is ranked 82,413^th in the world and 1^st in Wellness for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,987.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.