The Queendom of Rijna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.272 billion Rijnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Rijnan economy, worth a remarkable 1,154 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 63,198 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 429,671 per year while the poor average 3,395, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rijna's national animal is the deer.

Rijna is ranked 199,283^rd in the world and 1^st in Bonaire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 857.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.