The Socialist Republic of Geezy For Life is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Garrett with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 13.67 billion Geezians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geezy City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The all-consuming Geezy For Lifean economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,098 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Geezy For Life's radio stations, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geezy For Life's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geezy For Life is ranked 2,825^th in the world and 36^th in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 140.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.