The Crackhead's Paradise of Newer Zealand is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Blank Insert Last Name with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.266 billion Crazy People enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Chaubunagungamaug. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy economy, worth 419 trillion Fancy Paper Slips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,356 Fancy Paper Slips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and one can wake up in Newer Zealand and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newer Zealand's national animal is the Crackheads, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anarcho Communism.

Newer Zealand is ranked 5,495^th in the world and 80^th in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 129.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.