The Graham Thomas of Rose in Spanish Harlem is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 20.985 billion Rose in Spanish Harlemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.7%.

The strong Rose in Spanish Harlemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,443 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rose in Spanish Harlem's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rose in Spanish Harlem is ranked 103,405^th in the world and 1^st in Harlem for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.47 law-abiding acts per hour.