The Socialist People's Republic of Roulantinia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alejandro Reyes Rivera with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.269 billion Roulantinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castroviejo. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Roulantine economy, worth 987 trillion arruelas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,552 arruelas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roulantinia's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catholicism.

Roulantinia is ranked 34,124^th in the world and 127^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,228 on the Gilded Widget Scale.