The Free Society of Roxy Spaulding is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Roxy Spaulding with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.806 billion Roxy Spauldingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Jolla. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Roxy Spauldingian economy, worth a remarkable 4,059 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,943 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The same 19806 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Roxy Spaulding's every word on Twitcher, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime is totally unknown. Roxy Spaulding's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Good Times.

Roxy Spaulding is ranked 2,501^st in the world and 3^rd in Gen 13 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 262.26 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.