The Workers' Utopian States of The Great Slime Nation of Nick is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 580 million Slime Enthusiasts are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Slime City. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nickelodeon economy, worth 35.4 trillion nickels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,015 nickels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Slime Enthusiasts's kindness, and cars have been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Slime Nation of Nick's national animal is the slime, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Slime Nation of Nick is ranked 125,211^th in the world and 51^st in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 949.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.