The Free Land of Fizzopolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fizz with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.77 billion Fizzopolisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celandin. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fizzopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,642 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,285 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, one can wake up in Fizzopolis and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fizzopolis's national animal is the honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fizzopolis is ranked 289,851^st in the world and 376^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -29.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.