The Colony of Saint Vincent is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.25 billion Vincentians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napoli. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The powerhouse Saint Vincentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Lires a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,264 Lires, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,882 per year while the poor average 10,173, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and The Prelature Pope has just been declared ruler of Saint Vincent in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Saint Vincent's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Saint Vincent is ranked 245,890^th in the world and 1^st in The Papacy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.26 law-abiding acts per hour.