The State of Sainte Michelle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.218 billion Sainte Michelleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Sainte Michellean economy, worth a remarkable 1,540 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,830 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 135,013 per year while the poor average 13,563, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, all tariffs have been abolished, and Sainte Michelle has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sainte Michelle's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sainte Michelle is ranked 93,897^th in the world and 4^th in Sierra Leone for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,955.77 Standard Monetary Units.