The Queendom of Salt Lake is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 14.164 billion Salt Lakeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Salt Lakean economy, worth 597 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,151 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Salt Lake City to enjoy their national art, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salt Lake's national animal is the deer.

Salt Lake is ranked 122,016^th in the world and 2^nd in Salt Lake for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.51 law-abiding acts per hour.