The Mayhem and Madness of Saq is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ambroscus Koth with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 25.782 billion Osirans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraq. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Saqian economy, worth a remarkable 1,842 trillion diquins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,452 diquins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and the government has declared that sharing is uncaring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saq's national animal is the salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pharaoh worship.

Saq is ranked 169,971^st in the world and 6,455^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.