The Woodhouse Sanctum of Sarcasm 101 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.376 billion Sarcasm 101ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The powerhouse Sarcasm 101ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 54,040 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

A five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Sarcasm 101's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarcasm 101 is ranked 178,499^th in the world and 1^st in italian social republic for Safest, scoring 57.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.