The State of SAS Goose Green is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.352 billion SAS Goose Greenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong SAS Goose Greenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,428 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,249 per year while the poor average 1,918, a ratio of 120 to 1.

SAS Goose Green has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of SAS Goose Green in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. SAS Goose Green's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SAS Goose Green is ranked 81,617^th in the world and 1^st in The Falklands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.