The District of Sauk Hawkeye is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.338 billion Sauk Hawkeyeans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The strong Sauk Hawkeyean economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 34,195 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to District City to enjoy their national art, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sauk Hawkeye's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sauk Hawkeye is ranked 180,814^th in the world and 10^th in Iowa for Most Beautiful Environments, with 491.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.