The Viral Interface of Scuzzy is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.423 billion Scuzzyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The thriving Scuzzyian economy, worth 585 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,530 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scuzzy's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Scuzzy is ranked 103,094^th in the world and 3^rd in First United Federation for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,530.99 Standard Monetary Units.