Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Two
Population | 6.357 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 41 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.357 billion Second Best Pack Storage 41ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 41ian economy, worth 986 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,200 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The Second Best Pack Storage 41 City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, concussed legendaryball players cannot remember their lineup position, and those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 41's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Pack Storage 41 is ranked 15,626th in the world and 783rd in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.58 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, concussed legendaryball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, the Second Best Pack Storage 41 City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, they say that Second Best Pack Storage 41ians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 41, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.