Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Two
Population | 6.65 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 111 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.65 billion Second Best Puppet 111ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 111ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,567 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, all you have to do is pray to get into Second Best Puppet 111, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Second Best Puppet 111ians make research institutes rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 111's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 111 is ranked 8,334th in the world and 58th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.64 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Second Best Puppet 111ians make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, all you have to do is pray to get into Second Best Puppet 111.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 111, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.