The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 50 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.875 billion Second Best Puppet 50ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 50ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,430 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million cards of property damage, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, and regional governors use national law books as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 50's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 50 is ranked 282,719^th in the world and 2,311^th in Two for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.