The Lunar Kingdom of Secsiazluna is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bella Sexmoon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.849 billion Secsiazlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sex Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Secsiazlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,439 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,208 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, and they who do not work shall not eat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secsiazluna's national animal is the Sexy Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Secsiazluna is ranked 874^th in the world and 19^th in Lunaria for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 41,656.12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.