The Republic of Linaviar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Neuháng ʻÁlili with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 19.729 billion Linavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mésqóv. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,918 trillion Kxíovs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,265 Kxíovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linaviar's national animal is the Kálaeyáqam, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lájan.

Linaviar is ranked 289,295^th in the world and 190^th in The Western Isles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.