The United Socialist States of Seminolae is a small, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 36 million Seminolaeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Seminolaean economy, worth 816 billion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 22,688 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seminolae's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seminolae is ranked 266,390^th in the world and 143^rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.