The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.566 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,694 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 227,741 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, Timaoan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and the little guy plays a big role in Timaoan politics. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 366^th in the world and 3^rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Safest, scoring 198.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.