The Red Hot Sizzler of Sexy Santa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grinch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.822 billion Sexy Santans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bardufoss. The average income tax rate is 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sexy Santan economy, worth a remarkable 3,248 trillion Silver Sixpenceses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,027 Silver Sixpenceses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sexy Santa's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jinglebellism.

Sexy Santa is ranked 211,654^th in the world and 9^th in Doll Guldur for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,263.17 Standard Monetary Units.