The Congressional Republic of Silentiorum is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Krebs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.532 billion Silentiorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Center City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Silentioran economy, worth an astonishing 15,234 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 428,753 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Information Technology facilities are being turned into eagle habitats, every workday begins with group therapy, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is totally unknown. Silentiorum's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Silentiorum is ranked 293,035^th in the world and 4^th in Sol III for Most Primitive, scoring -1512.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.