The Colonel-in-Chief of Sir Nils Olav is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 15.272 billion Sir Nils Olavians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sir Nils Olavian economy, worth 593 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,838 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sir Nils Olav's national animal is the King penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sir Nils Olav is ranked 185,620^th in the world and 2,787^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 506.25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.