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The Long and Winding Road of Skoda-Truck Drivers

“They paved paradise and put up a parking lot”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Kingdom of Burgundy

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Skoda-Truck Drivers

Population34.051 billion

CapitalMotor City
LeaderV W Skoda
FaithCult of the Holy Geese

CurrencyOctavia
Animalfurry dice

The Long and Winding Road of Skoda-Truck Drivers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by V W Skoda with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 34.051 billion Skoda-Truck Driversians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skoda-Truck Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 3,963 trillion Octavias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,411 Octavias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skoda-Truck Drivers's national animal is the furry dice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Holy Geese.

Skoda-Truck Drivers is ranked 48,510th in the world and 1st in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 95.64 on the Hayek Index.

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1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 63rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 754thNudest: 865thLargest Populations: 1,166thTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,253rdHighest Economic Output: 2,773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,514thSafest: 3,527thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,572ndMost Pacifist: 4,229thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,391stNicest Citizens: 5,312thMost Stationary: 5,889thMost Devout: 6,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,711thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,780thFattest Citizens: 6,962ndTop
10%
Most Cultured: 11,954thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,212thMost Influential: 14,257thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,883rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,407thSmartest Citizens: 17,669thMost Developed: 21,870th

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