The Democratic Republic of Bourgeoiss is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader of the Revolution with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.508 billion Bourgeoissians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolutionary Command Council. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bourgeoissian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Military Payment Certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 321,210 Military Payment Certificates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader of the Revolution, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Bourgeoissian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bourgeoiss's national animal is the Marshal of the Army Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Will of the Great Leader.

Bourgeoiss is ranked 282,688^th in the world and 205^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Safest, scoring 6.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.