The Nomadic Peoples of Sllonsonnopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Georgina Avyniw with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.079 billion Sllonsonnopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbhezi. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sllonsonnopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,630 trillion Sabs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,798 Sabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sllonsonnopia's national animal is the tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oropji.

Sllonsonnopia is ranked 14,391^st in the world and 73^rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.99 law-abiding acts per hour.