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The Jingoistic States of Socialist test 398

“Forward unto the dawn”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Osiris

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Socialist test 398

Population4.572 billion

CurrencyPlatinum
AnimalVulture

The Jingoistic States of Socialist test 398 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.572 billion Socialist test 398ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 398ian economy, worth 806 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,326 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, and politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 398's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialist test 398 is ranked 91,210th in the world and 3,362nd in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,373.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,563rdTop
5%
Most Patriotic: 4,460thMost Armed: 4,935thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,827thMost Devout: 6,736thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,406thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,551stLargest Mining Sector: 11,453rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,047thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,526thMost Developed: 14,033rdTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 14,750thLowest Crime Rates: 15,444thMost Efficient Economies: 15,679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 17,198thLargest Black Market: 17,306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,018thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,111thLargest Governments: 19,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,722ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,374thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,638thSmartest Citizens: 25,305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,451stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,500thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,592ndBest Weather: 29,217th
Top
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 154th in the regionMost Patriotic: 251st in the regionMost Armed: 362nd in the regionMost Devout: 388th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 463rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 651st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 743rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 744th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 787th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 809th in the regionMost Developed: 815th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 835th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 860th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 976th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 977th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 991st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,021st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,070th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,077th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist test 398 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Socialist test 398 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Socialist test 398ian as 'your finger, you fool'.

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