Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Osiris
Population | 4.572 billion |
Currency | Platinum |
Animal | Vulture |
The Jingoistic States of Socialist test 398 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.572 billion Socialist test 398ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 398ian economy, worth 806 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,326 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, and politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 398's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Socialist test 398 is ranked 91,210th in the world and 3,362nd in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,373.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist test 398 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
- : Socialist test 398 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 398, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Socialist test 398ian as 'your finger, you fool'.