Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Osiris
Population | 5.64 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | emu |
The Republic of Socialist test 91 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.64 billion Socialist test 91ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 91ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,455 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
The military's newest toy broadcasts Socialist test 91's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 91's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Socialist test 91 is ranked 6,225th in the world and 424th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 199.82 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist test 91 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Avoided.
- : Socialist test 91 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 91, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 91, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Socialist test 91 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 91, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 91, the military's newest toy broadcasts Socialist test 91's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 91, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 91, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 91, books are often used as kindling.