The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Marshal with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.51 billion Pinasans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion Bullet Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,706 Bullet Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pinasan Exceptionalism.

The Filippinas is ranked 98,649^th in the world and 1,832^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,421.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.