The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.676 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 3,093 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,744 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Village Of Noobs Film Festival recently voted 'Worst arman Getting Hit By Football' as best film, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 290,167^th in the world and 5,409^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 3.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.