The Principality of Nami Bays is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nam bin Bay with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 8.457 billion Nami Baysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay of Nam. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nami Baysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion sureixes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,908 sureixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, and schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nami Bays's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nami Bays is ranked 2,796^th in the world and 51^st in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 141.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.